Cosmic Rewire · Queen's Park, London & online worldwide

Identify the pattern.
Rewrite the story.
Build the future.

A three-session process that combines astrology, hypnotherapy and practical life design, so you finally break the loop instead of just understanding it.

Founding offer · 3 sessions for £297 · 5 places only
Sound familiar?

You keep repeating the same story.

  • The same relationship ending, with a different person
  • The same confidence ceiling you can't seem to break through
  • The same self-sabotage right when things start going well
  • The same money cycle, no matter how much you earn
  • The same fears and anxieties running the show

You change the job, the city, the partner. The circumstances change. The pattern doesn't.

That's because the pattern was never in the circumstances.

The process

Three sessions. One shift.

01
Discover the pattern

Astrology

A full birth chart and life-pattern review. We map why the pattern keeps showing up, the cycles behind it, and when it tends to return.

02
Rewrite the story

Hypnotherapy

A custom hypnotherapy session built around what session one uncovered, working directly on the beliefs and emotional responses that keep the loop running.

03
Build the future

Life design

Practical philosophy turned into a plan: clear goals, the one thing that matters most, and your Captain's Log. No diary, no homework guilt, just three quick lines a day (or a 30-second voice note): where you are, where you're heading, and the weather inside. Every good ship keeps a log. Now so do you.

Why this is different

Most approaches only do one part.

Astrologygives you insight
Hypnotherapycreates the change
Actiondelivers the results

Insight on its own becomes another thing to think about. Change without a plan fades. Cosmic Rewire does all three, in order, with one person who sees the whole picture.

Founding offer

The full Cosmic Rewire

£297

Standard rate £450 · founding clients only

  • Session 1: birth chart & pattern discovery
  • Session 2: custom hypnotherapy rewire
  • Session 3: personal life-design plan + your Captain's Log
  • Take-home hypnosis audio to reinforce the work
  • Free 20-minute discovery call first

By application · first five clients only, then the price goes up

What clients say

Real change, in their words.

"From very depressed to happy and confident"

After eight sessions I was no longer depressed and, in addition, I was motivated and energised. I now have a more positive, hopeful outlook on life. Kasem is genuine, trustworthy and sincere.

JH, Harrow

"Much more positive outlook on life"

The sessions made clearer to me how I could improve my general outlook and apply myself to my goals. I have better control over negative thoughts and I procrastinate less.

TC, Harrow

"I don't smoke anymore"

One session with Kasem and I'm completely smoke free. Something I'd struggled with for years now seems like a distant memory. Kasem was genuine, friendly and professional.

LF, Harrow

"My sleep improved"

Within the first few sessions my sleep improved, and with it the quality of my life. Hypnotherapy helped me focus on the positive and find my equilibrium again.

EL, Harrow

From Kasem's hypnotherapy clients. Individual results vary.

Kasem Chouja, hypnotherapist and astrologer
Who you'll work with

Hi, I'm Kasem.

For decades I've worked across hypnotherapy, astrology, meditation and personal development, and I've taught and mentored people since 1997. I also run OneFortyHarrow, a creative hub in West Harrow, so I know what building a life on your own terms actually takes.

Cosmic Rewire is everything I've learned that genuinely moves people, put into one clear process.

  • Diploma in Solution Focused Hypnotherapy
  • Hypnotherapy Practitioner Diploma
  • Cert. in Applied Hypnosis
  • Member FTH · Fully insured
How it works

Getting started is simple.

  1. ApplySend a WhatsApp or email with a couple of lines about the pattern you want to break.
  2. Free 20-minute callWe talk it through and make sure Cosmic Rewire is the right fit. No pressure either way.
  3. Send your birth detailsDate, time and place of birth, so your chart is ready before session one.
  4. Three sessionsUsually spaced a week or two apart, in person in Queen's Park or online over Zoom, wherever you are.
Questions

Before you apply

Do I need to believe in astrology?

No. Treat the chart as a mirror and a map of tendencies, not a fate. Your chart is not your destiny; it's a way of seeing the pattern clearly so we can work on it.

What if I don't know my birth time?

Bring what you have. A birth time sharpens the reading, but we can still do meaningful work without it.

What does hypnosis feel like?

Deeply relaxed and focused. You stay aware and in control the whole time. Most people describe it as the calmest they've felt in months.

I'm not a diary or goal-setting person. Is this for me?

Yes. That's exactly why we use the Captain's Log instead. A ship doesn't keep a journal; it logs its position, its heading and the conditions. Three lines a day, or a quick voice note. If you can send a text, you can keep a log.

Does it work online?

Yes. Chart work and life design translate perfectly to Zoom, and online hypnotherapy is just as effective as long as you're somewhere quiet and comfortable with headphones. Many clients prefer it, because they're relaxing in their own space.

Why only three sessions?

Because the goal is to give you the insight, the shift and the plan, then get out of your way. If you want ongoing support afterwards, we can talk about it.

Is this a replacement for medical or psychiatric care?

No. Cosmic Rewire is a personal development process. If you're under medical care, keep working with your GP or specialist alongside it.

Where

In person or online

Meet in a calm, professional clinic in Queen's Park, or join from anywhere in the world over Zoom. Same process, same results.

Online, worldwide

All three sessions over Zoom. All you need is a quiet room, a good connection and a pair of headphones.

Your chart, plan and hypnosis audio are sent to you digitally.

In person: The Loft Clinic

The Loft Clinic
19 Lonsdale Road
Queen's Park, London NW6 6RA

Tube: Queen's Park (Bakerloo), ~5 min walk

Overground: Brondesbury Park, ~8 min walk

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Ready to break the pattern?

Five founding places at £297. Once they're gone, the price goes up.

Apply now · £297 founding place